Funny Christmas 2018 Quotes Sayings for Greetings Cards..LOL

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• Christmas is a time to
  open our hearts to God and his gifts.
  Just like the rest of the year.
  Merry Christmas 2013

• Christmas is for children.
  But it is for grown-ups too.
  Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare,
  it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill
  and hide-bound hearts.

• May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope;
  The spirit of Christmas which is peace;
  The heart of Christmas which is love.

• There’s nothing sadder in this world
  than to awake Christmas morning
  and not be a child.

• I never believed in Santa Claus
  because I knew
  no white dude would come
  into my neighborhood after dark.

• I can understand
  people simply fleeing the mountainous
  effort Christmas has become…
  but there are always a few saving graces and
  finally they make up for all the bother and distress.

• It is good to be children sometimes,
  and never better than at Christmas
  when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

• Fail not to call to mind,
  in the course of the twenty-fifth of this month,
  that the Divinest Heart that ever walked
  the earth was born on that day;
  and then smile and enjoy yourselves for the rest of it;
  for mirth is also of Heaven’s making.

• The perfect Christmas tree?
  All Christmas trees are perfect!

• The one thing women don’t want to find
  in their stockings on Christmas morning
  is their husband.

• I do like Christmas on the whole….
  In its clumsy way,
  it does approach Peace and Goodwill.
  But it is clumsier every year.

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