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funny Yule Cards Jokes
| I’ve never really understood |
| why Jews go out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve, |
| but I think it’s because |
| so many Chinese restaurants have the word “temple” in their names |
| Just before Christmas, an honest politician, |
| a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were |
| riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. |
| Just before the doors opened, |
| they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. |
| Which one picked it up? |
| Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist! |
| “The Obamas also said on that Christmas Eve |
| they will leave milk and cookies in the yellow room for Santa. |
| And today, Glenn Beck accused them |
| of trying to bribe a foreign dignitary.” |
| It was just before Christmas and the magistrate was in a happy mood. |
| He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, ‘What are you charged with?’ |
| The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early.’ |
| ‘That’s no crime’, said the magistrate. |
‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’…
…. |
| ‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner |
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